my coworker
didn't believe me
when i told her that
i typically eat candy
for dinner
because i don't
know how to cook.
"that's okay"
she said,
"just throw some chicken
in a crock pot,
pour some sauce over it
and it will be done
by the time you get home from work -
it's simple."
it's simple alright,
simple for everyone but me.
it's a good thing
we have cafe rio
to back us up
on nights like these.